NOTE: This article is an April Fools article, and should not be regarded as fact or truth in any way. This article does not reflect the views or reporting of the d.tech Dragon and is for entertainment purposes only.
This past weekend, while d.tech staff and students were on spring break, a thief took the opportunity to rob the empty building of one of its most prized posessions: the koi fish painting that lives above the stairs on the second floor! Luckily, security cameras caught footage of the thief in action. Check out the footage here.