The Pains of Childbirth

Andrew Nourie | anourie19@dtechhs.org | April 1, 2019 NOTE: This article is an April Fools article, and should not be regarded as fact or truth in any way. This article does not reflect the views or reporting of the d.tech Dragon and is for entertainment purposes only. I was sitting there, legs spread, with a …

Articles are SOOO Hard to Write!

Ethan Yu | eyu19@dtechhs.org | April 1, 2019 NOTE: This article is an April Fools article, and should not be regarded as fact or truth in any way. This article does not reflect the views or reporting of the d.tech Dragon and is for entertainment purposes only. It’s just a normal day and I’m casually …

Geese Return for Weese

Lessley Anderson | landerson@dtechhs.org | April 1, 2019 NOTE: This article is an April Fools article, and should not be regarded as fact or truth in any way. This article does not reflect the views or reporting of the d.tech Dragon and is for entertainment purposes only. Even after a fierce geese eradication campaign by …

d.tech’s TCC Values Under Scrutiny After Multiple Students Caught Paying Their Way In

Hezekiah Smithstein | hsmithstein19@dtechhs.org | April 1, 2019 NOTE: This article is an April Fools article, and should not be regarded as fact or truth in any way. This article does not reflect the views or reporting of the d.tech Dragon and is for entertainment purposes only. Multiple payments to Design Tech High School have …

Rolins is beter.

Vlad Morozov | vmorozov19@dtechhs.org | April 1, 2019 NOTE: This article is an April Fools article, and should not be regarded as fact or truth in any way. This article does not reflect the views or reporting of the d.tech Dragon and is for entertainment purposes only.

Print Issues

Here you can find pdf versions of our past print issues handed out quarterly at d.tech. If you miss a copy of the paper and want to keep updated on the news, or want to remind yourself of the events of previous papers, you are in the right place! Volume 3: 2018-2019  Issue 4 – …